Customize 4 of my favorite Puerto Vallarta itineraries by mix and matching your favorite activities, themes, and schedules for the perfect 5-day getaway in Mexico.
MY HONEST REVIEW of El Patio Puerto Vallarta
10/10 – I’ve never had a bad experience at El Patio. The food is delicious, the atmosphere is relaxing, and the staff are very welcoming.
MY HONEST REVIEW of Pepe’s Tacos Puerto Vallarta
10/10 – I love their al pastor tacos and I eat here all the time because of it!
MY HONEST REVIEW of Señor Frogs Puerto Vallarta
0/10 – Touristy ridiculousness. Not my scene.
MY HONEST REVIEW of Captain Don’s Puerto Vallarta
1/10 – Cramped, lots of cigarette smoke, primarily a snowbird crowd, sports bar by day – loud music by night; in general, not my scene, though I know several snowbirds who love it here…
MY HONEST REVIEW of Vivero Wine Bar
7/10 – Pricey, but serves good food and drinks in a charming atmosphere…